Things I Hate

I've been in a really cranky mood for the past few days.  Don't ask me why; I just have been.  I've been feeling downright ornery and cantankerous.  I didn't want to be cranky with Rex or with any of my friends, so instead I decided to vent my frustrations by making a list of everything I hate.  By the time I got to the fiftieth item, I was laughing and feeling a lot better.  I didn't start out the list thinking that I was going to blog about it, but now that I read it over again...it's kind of funny.  Enjoy!

50 THINGS I HATE

1. Itchy turtlenecks
2. Moving to new apartments
3. Bosses who embezzle stuff
4. Middle Schoolers
5. Mosquitos
6. Supermodels
7. Blisters on my toes
8. Zits
9. Movies with sad endings
10. Fish scales
11. Fat.  All fat.
12. Alarm Clocks
13. Pills
14. Stupid Doctors
15. Mushrooms
16. The color orange
17. Math homework done in pen
18. Any book by Nicholas Sparks
19. Chunky Peanut Butter
20. Robbers
21. Comma errors
22. "Mom" tatoos
23. Whiny Cats
24. Feet
25. Cosmopolitan Magazine
26. Everything on Twitter
27. The number 27
28. Frayed hems
29. Moldy Bread
30. Every Kardashian
31. The Simpsons
32. Algae (sp?)
33. Words I can't spell
34. Pillows with insufficient fluff
35. Rum
36. Sunburns
37. Forgetting to put laundry in the dryer
38. Pull switches on fans
39. Used toilet paper
40. Coffee
41. The University of Michigan
42. Strangely dyed hair
43. Headaches
44. People who think farts are funny
45. Star Wars
46. Feminists
47. Eyebrow Piercings
48. The person who invented high heels
49. Thorns
50. This stupid list